LEWIS'S BIG COMEDY NIGHT

Watch out Michael Mcintyre, Russell Brand and Russell Howard - my mate Lizzie's little son, Lewis, has an incredibly strong comedy routine- well, it's certainly got a strong routine: jump out of the wardrobe, say 'boo!', roll around laughing. Jump out of the wardrobe, say 'boo!', roll around laughing. Some say he's a one gag man. Lewis declined to talk to us (words are still a bit tricky for him ) but friends say he's convinced that his mum is still "gagging for more." It's certainly true that, after several hours of clapping, exclaiming with surprise and rolling about laughing, she's makes snorting noises as she chews the carpet.

They say the art of comedy is timing - that's avoiding bed timing, of course.