PRIVATE HOUSE

The story so far: 

Zachary is five. He has just married his aunt. The cat jumped on the roof and mum rescued him. Dad was found with his head in the oven but has been dragged out and has survived to make the breakfast. Cynstia, the baby, has been christened and everyone had a party outside the house...


I'm told this is all private and shouldn't be discussed, and frankly it is such a dysfunctional set up that maybe it is best brushed under my mother's perfect needlepoint rugs, which grace the kitchen.


It was the best bit of my day.

REALLY TRYING NOT TO CREATIVE DIRECT THIS…….